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Tony Rabid's Soundbites

 

"The NBN asbestos issue is all the direct fault of Julia Gillard. If she didn't believe people wanted faster Interweb she would not have launched the NBN and Newcastle television would not have been adversley impacted by asbestos.

I feel another no confidence moment coming on. Where are you Piney. Here Piney boy, here Piney."

 

There seems to be some confusion about defecits and surpluses. Let me sort it all out for you.

  • A Labor defecit is another example of how Labor spend like a drunken sailor. They cannot be trusted with access to the tax income of Australia.

  • A Liberal defecit is something we have to do to stimulate an economy disseminated by Labor. It is a prudent and responsible action to create a great Australia.

  • A Labor surplus is an example of over taxation. The government are ripping off middle class Australians to probably divert money to Unions.

  • A Liberal surplus is a gold stamp on the economic management of Australia. It saves us from soverign debt and will result in everyone becoming rich.

Hope that clear it all up.

"So she says everything is on the table. People with warts need to be scared. Very scared. A tax on warts is not off the table. What will it be? $100 per wart? $1,000 per wart? A million dollars per wart? People with warts will be bankrupted by the Labor Government. It will not stop with warts. What about people with ingrown toenails? Is Wayne Swan after your savings if you have ingrwown toenails?

The coalition would like to guarantee we will not tax warts but we don't know the true financial position.

Shame Julia, shame. You should resign immediatly."

"The government should hang it's head in shame after the Boston killings. Look what sort of people are found in boats. This is typical of their attitude to illegal immigrants coming on boats. They are supporting terrorists and marathon bombers and it is only a matter of time before Sydney's City to Surf is disrupted by illegal immigrants.

Shame Julia, shame. You should resign immediatly."

 

The Government said they would deliver a budget surplus. Now it is a deficit. Their excuse is that there are things outside their control like currency and demand from China. Well they should only produce a budget within their control.

Julia goes tripping all over the world and solves nothing. She has just been to China and is the polution there any better? Is freedom of the press suddenly available? A Liberal Government would ensure there was no GFC, no currency fluctuations and sort out Europe as well. We would set Julie Bishop on them.

Shame Julia shame. You should resign immediatly.

 

I am sure the Bible mentions marriage as a joining between a man and a woman. If it isn't there you can be confident the new Pope will have the Bible amended in the near future.

I have always stated that Gay Marriage is a matter of conscious. Obviously only devout Catholics have a conscious. Athiests are moral mongrals who don't deserve to be allowed into heaven much less the Vatican.

As for the Labor party and their support for the gay vote, what can you say. They are morally corrupt ....... What's that Joe? Julia doesn't support gay marriage ..... Only goes to show how she has broken another promise, and misled the Australian public. Of course we are not ruling it out. We will consider it after the election during our parliamentry church service.

Shame Julia shame. You should resign immediatly.

 

And a few other notable quotes
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame; two is a law firm and three or more is a government.
John Adams

If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
Mark Twain

Suppose you were an idiot . And suppose you were a member of government . But then I repeat myself.
Mark Twain

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.                        
Winston Churchill

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
George Bernard Shaw

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian


Government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.